Week 12 EFL Recap
The weekly recap & storylines from the NFL's Expansion League! Tune in each week throughout the season for scores, stats, and stories from the global gridiron!
HONOLULU TIDE (6-6) 0, ANCHORAGE WOLVES (7-5) 28
“Tide Freze Over in Tundra, Lose Pivotal Game in Tight Race”
KYOTO VICTORY (10-2) 21, BRISBANE BARBIES (8-4) 31
“Brisbane Heat Cools, But Still Creates Victory Mental Errors”
DAKOTA RUSH (9-3) 14, DAKOTA DOOM (5-7) 24
“Spotlight makes Rush RB target for Doom Heat Seekers, Force 3 TOs”
OKLAHOMA CITY OUTLAWS (6-6) 30, PORTLAND PINES (3-9) 13
“Outlaws Clawing Back into Playoff Race, Sweep Pines”
GATLINBURG SHINERS (7-4-1) 30, CANTON GOATS (7-5) 31
“Goats Come Back from Forfeit Bye to end 6 Game Win Streak”
SAVANNAH SPIRITS (6-6) 24, VIRGINIA CRYPTIDS (8-4) 40
“Cryptids continue Dominant Play, Take Division Lead”
DUBLIN PUB CRAWLERS (8-3-1) 23, FRENCH RESISTANCE (2-10) 9
“Crawlers hold French without a TD, Tensions Flare after Baguette Celebration”
BERLIN BLITZ (8-4) 17, SWEDEN SYMPHONY (5-7) 20
“Blitz Fall Apart due to Mocking Music, Unable to Focus in Loss"
SANTA CLARA JUICE (10-2) 20, ALCATRAZ BREAKOUT (5-7) 23
“Juice have Jitters in Breakout Stadium, Refuse to use Signature Hits”
MEXICO CITY MUERTE (5-7) 20, ALBUQUERQUE VISITORS (7-5) 40
“Visitors Fans Hyped, Back in Playoff Contention after Blowout Win”
TORONTO HONKERS (3-9) 19,GOTHAM CITY KNIGHTS (8-4) 46
“Honkers Coach LeFluex: That place is pretty scary eh?”
CAPE COD GREAT WHITES (3-9) 6, MAINE B*TCHES (1-11) 9
“B*tches Get First Win: Team, 18 Fans, and Women Whose Names End in an -ah sound Celebrate Wildly ”
UAE KINGS (6-6) 20, MYKONOS MINOTAURS (3-9) 16
“Kings Win Low Scoring Affair, Owner Openly Tampering for New QB”
MOSCOW MOLOTOVS (5-7) 12, CHERNOBYL MUTANTS (10-2) 103
“Russia Obliterated in Ukraine, Lose Multiple Players for Season/Career”
CRUISE SHIP CASTAWAYS (5-7) 6, GROUND GENESIS (8-4) 34
“Castaways Sick After Rocket Trip, Concede Game Early”
JAMAICAN JERKS (3-9) 20, US FRONT LINES (4-8) 30
“Jerks OLB Can’t Pass Security CheckPoint, Lines Win Big @ Home”
5 Week Remain in the Regular Season.
Current Teams w/ Clinched Playoff Spots:
(*) Playoff Undetermined - (X) Wildcard - (Y) Division - (Z) Top Seed in Conf
Teams Eliminated:
Maine B*tches
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