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EFL Week 16 Recap & Storylines

Updated: Dec 25, 2023


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CANTON GOATS (8-8) 14, ANCHORAGE WOLVES (10-6) 24

“GOATS HAVE TO ROTATE PLAYERS EVERY 3 SNAPS FOR TURNS AROUND THE HEATERS”


GATLINBURG SHINERS (10-5-1) 30, HONOLULU TIDE (6-10) 24

“SHINERS TAKE DIVISION LEAD WITH ONE GAME REMAINING”


VIRGINIA CRYPTIDS (10-6) 14, BRISBANE BARBIES (11-5) 17

“CRYPTIDS LOSE TOUGH BATTLE AFTER LONG TRAVEL”


 SAVANNAH SPIRITS (7-9) 28,  KYOTO VICTORY (13-3) 45

“VICTORY CLINCH DIVISION AND NEARLY CONFERENCE WITH BIG WIN”


FRENCH RESISTANCE (2-14) 0, DAKOTA DOOM (8-8) 23

“FRENCH HELD SCORELESS IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS, DOOM ROLL”


DUBLIN PUB CRAWLERS (10-5-1) 24, DAKOTA RUSH (11-5) 23

“CRAWLERS PULL OUT BALLSY WIN OVER RUSH ON THE ROAD”


BERLIN BLITZ (12-4) , OKLAHOMA CITY OUTLAWS (8-8) 

“BLITZ CREAM OUTLAWS AND HAVE SHOT AT CONFERENCE TITLE”


SWEDEN SYMPHONY (7-9) 13, PORTLAND PINES (5-11) 21

“SYMPHONY SHOW FATIGUE WITH LATE SEASON TRAVEL”


ALCATRAZ BREAKOUT (9-7) 30, MYKONOS MINOTAURS (4-12) 20

“MINOTAURS PLAY UNINSPIRED AND GET BOUNCED AT HOME”


SANTA CLARA JUICE (14-2) 36, UAE KINGS (7-9) 9

“JUICE DOMINATE KINGS, KINGS GASPING FOR AIR IN PLAYOFF RACE”


ALBUQUERQUE VISITORS (7-9) 13, CHERNOBYL MUTANTS (14-2) 44

“MUTANTS RUN OVER VISITORS, TIED FOR CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP. WILL IT GO TO CRITERIA?”


MEXICO CITY MUERTE (6-10) 14, MOSCOW MOLOTOVS (6-10) 7

“MOLOTOVS FALL FLAT AND NEARLY FALL OUT OF PLAYOFF PICTURE”


GOTHAM CITY KNIGHTS (11-5) 17, GROUND GENESIS (12-4) 21

“GENESIS LOOK UNBEATABLE AT HOME, HAVE MAJOR PLAYOFF POTENTIAL”


TORONTO HONKERS (4-12) 24, CRUISE SHIP CASTAWAYS (6-10) 36 

“CASTAWAYS SEND HONKERS HOME DIZZIED AFTER ROUGH NIGHT ON SEA”


C.C. GREAT WHITES (5-11) 28, JAMAICAN JERKS (4-12) 3

“GREAT WHITES SHRED JERKS APART ON ROAD AS PRESSURE IS OFF FOR 2023”


MAINE B*TCHES (1-15) 6, US FRONT LINES (7-9) 28

“FRONT LINES EMBARRASS MAINE ON CIVIL WAR LEVELS”


1 Week RemainS in the Regular Season.

Current Teams w/ Clinched Playoff Spots:

(*) Playoff Undetermined - (X) Wildcard - (Y) Division - (Z) Top Seed in Conf


GFC

Dakota Rush (Y)

Kyoto Victory (Y)

Berlin Blitz (Y)

Brisbane Barbies (X)


IFC

Santa Clara Juice (Y)

Gotham City Knights (Y)

Chernobyl Mutants (Y)

Ground Genesis (Y)

Alcatraz Breakout (X)


Teams Eliminated:

12: Maine B*tches

13: Portland Pines

13: French Resistance

15: Toronto Honkers

15: Cape Cod Great Whites

15: Mykonos Minotaurs

15: Honolulu Tide

16: Canton Goats

16: Savannah Spirits

16: Dakota Doom

16: OKC Outlaws

16: Sweden Symhpony

16: Jamaican Jerks


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