Week 7 EFL Recap
The weekly recap & storylines from the NFL's Expansion League! Tune in each week throughout the season for scores, stats, and stories from the global gridiron!
ANCHORAGE WOLVES (2-5) 0, BRISBANE BARBIES (3-4) 21
“Blistering Brisbane Heat Melts Wolves Offense in Shut Out”
HONOLULU TIDE (2-5) 20, KYOTO VICTORY (6-1) 30
“Victory Play Sharp, Send Tide Across Pacific With L”
DAKOTA DOOM (3-4) 14, PORTLAND PINES (2-5) 17
“Pines Stand Tall in Upset Win at Home”
OKLAHOMA CITY OUTLAWS (4-3) 40, DAKOTA RUSH (6-1) 28
“Outlaws Passing Attack Shocks Rush in Barn Burner”
CANTON GOATS (3-4) 27, VIRGINIA CRYPTIDS (3-4) 35
“Cryptids in Full Werewolf Mode, Devour Goats w/ 4 Turnovers”
SAVANNAH SPIRITS (3-4) 14, GATLINBURG SHINERS (3-3-1) 30
“Shiners Arrive Turnt Up, Hit Stick Spirits Offense into Next Realm”
FRENCH RESISTANCE (1-6) 20, SWEDEN SYMPHONY (4-3) 24
“Swedes a Perfect 13/13 on 3rd Downs, French Fans Weap in Stands”
BERLIN BLITZ (6-1) 23, DUBLIN PUB CRAWLERS (4-2-1) 28
“Crawlers Play Trashed, Blitz Unable to Gameplan for Drunk Antics"
ALCATRAZ BREAKOUT (2-5) 30, ALBUQUERQUE VISITORS (3-4) 33 (OT)
“Breakout Owner Abducted Mid-Game; $500k Reward for Safe Return”
MEXICO CITY MUERTE (4-3) 15, SANTA CLARA JUICE (6-1) 40
“Juice Hold Muerte out of Endzone, Offense Shows Out For Home Fans”
GOTHAM CITY KNIGHTS (7-0) 7, MAINE B*TCHES (0-7) 0
“Knight Punt on 1st Down Until Final Series, Wanted to Get Backup Defense Reps”
CAPE COD GREAT WHITES (3-4) 14, TORONTO HONKERS (3-4) 17
“Zach Wilson Throws 3 Picks in Whites Loss, Distracted by Honkers”
MYKONOS MINOTAURS (1-6) 6, CHERNOBYL MUTANTS (6-1) 70
“Mutants Pulverize Minotaurs in Battle of the Beasts”
MOSCOW MOLOTOVS (2-5) 20, UAE KINGS (3-4) 33
“Kings Send Molotovs Home Broken After Icey Political Fan Fair”
GROUND GENESIS (6-1) 40, US FRONT LINES (3-4) 37
“Front Lines Argue Against the Use of Moon Shoes in Redzone”
JAMAICAN JERKS (3-4) 10, CRUISE SHIP CASTAWAYS (4-3) 21
“Castaways Dock In Indonesia, Jerks Arrive Jet Lagged and Tired”
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