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EFL Week 9 Recap & Storylines


NFL Expansion League

Week 9 EFL Recap

The weekly recap & storylines from the NFL's Expansion League! Tune in each week throughout the season for scores, stats, and stories from the global gridiron!



MAINE B*TCHES (0-9) 0, ANCHORAGE WOLVES (4-5) 21

“B*tches Offense Freezes in Blizzard, Kicker Attacked by Wild Badger”


GOTHAM CITY KNIGHTS (7-2) 9, BRISBANE BARBIES (5-4) 28

“Heat Gets to Knights, Season High 11 Drops”


TORONTO HONKERS (3-6) 14, HONOLULU TIDE (4-5) 27

“Honkers suffer 3 ACL tears on sandy turf, Tide Roll On”


CAPE COD GREAT WHITES (3-6) 7, KYOTO VICTORY (8-1) 17

“Long Travel spot results in sluggish start and 15 penalties”


PORTLAND PINES (3-6) 28, ALCATRAZ BREAKOUT (3-6) 24

“Breakout Caught looking Ahead, Pines Arrive Motivated to Win”


DAKOTA DOOM (3-6) 24, SANTA CLARA JUICE (8-1) 33

“Von Cannon Leads Team with 2 Passing TDs, Rushing TD, Int, Sack”


DAKOTA RUSH (7-2) 30, ALBUQUERQUE VISITORS (4-5) 27

“Visitors Can’t stop Rush Run Game, Allow 300 yds Rushing”


OKLAHOMA CITY OUTLAWS (5-4) 20, MEXICO CITY MUERTE (5-4) 17

“Outlaws Send Muerte back to the Grave, Rally Late for Win"


US FRONT LINES (3-6) 0, CANTON GOATS (5-4) 35

“Goats Sign Merch for Lines Players Before & After Game”


GROUND GENESIS (6-3) 7, GATLINBURG SHINERS (5-3-1) 17

“Shiners Rough Defense Shock and Overwhelm Genesis Finesse”


CRUISE SHIP CASTAWAYS (4-5) 21, VIRGINIA CRYPTIDS (5-4) 36

“Cryptid Bury Castaways Early, Proclaim Themselves Division Favs”


JAMAICAN JERKS (3-6) 6, SAVANNAH SPIRITS (5-4) 40

“Half Jerks Team Refuse to Play Due to “Not Messing with Spirits””


SWEDEN SYMPHONY (4-5) 20, MYKONOS MINOTAURS (3-6) 21

“Minotaur's Upset Symphony, Mascot Streaks Across Field & Arrested for Indecent Exposure”


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FRENCH RESISTANCE (1-8) 20, UAE KINGS (4-5) 27

“Kings win with 100% Seats filled with Home Fans”


DUBLIN PUB CRAWLERS (6-2-1) 24, CHERNOBYL MUTANTS (7-2) 23

“Drunk Crawlers QB Drinks Chernobyl Run Off, Has Career Game/in Critical Condition”


BERLIN BLITZ (6-3) 14, MOSCOW MOLOTOVS (4-5) 17 (OT)

“Berlin Fails Russian Invasion Again”


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